Cocainegate—The Conclusion

Security checks at every point of entry. CCTV cameras by the hundreds focused on virtually every hallway, entry point, and many conference rooms, a record on every person who enters and exits. An armed, well trained, professional security force that is chartered with keeping the building safe and secure. 

No, I'm not talking about the prison that housed Jeffrey Epstein when he (ahem!) committed "suicide." I am talking about the White House—one of the most secure buildings in the world. 

Yesterday, the Secret service announced that their investigation of Cocainegate has been concluded and (shocker of shockers, not!) they were unable to determine who brought a baggie of cocaine into the building. After all, there were "no finger prints" (one wag suggested that the person of interest must be an double amputee, thereby narrowing the potential suspects), no DNA (hmmm ... aliens?), and just too many visitors to investigate ... sooo ... case closed.

I suppose you just have to laugh at the chutzpa of the current regime. They've learned that blatant, in-your-face lying works, and they're going with it. They have no worry about a coverup investigation because the propaganda media protect them. They have little, if any regard for the truth, because, well, in their fantasy world, Biden (D) is the greatest president ever and a little thing like coverup is ... um ... justified?

Steven Kruiser comments:

We’re supposed to believe that some rando waltzed into THE WHITE HOUSE with a Ziploc full of Peruvian Prime, dumped it there in case the staff wanted a bump, then left completely undetected? I repeat, this happened at THE WHITE HOUSE. For anyone new here, it’s one of the more secure and surveilled residences in the world.

It also happens to be a house where the residents have a son who has been known to hit the nose candy a time or two. This is the most boring connect-the-dots ever. There are only two dots.

This story is totally believable if we want to think that the United States Secret Service is utterly incompetent. They didn’t say that’s what they want us to think, but it’s definitely on the table. Then again, maybe the Secret Service was feeling left out and wanted to get in on the “protecting the Bidens” action that the Federal Bureau of Investigation has been doing so well. That would explain the convenient lack of curiosity on this issue.

Hey, Jeffrey Epstein offed himself just as his guards slept, the surveillance cameras magically turned off, suicide protocols were cancelled ... etc., etc. We have to believe that because the government tells us so. In fact, they wrote a report that "proves" it. They'll repurpose that same report for Cocainegate. At least in the latter case, no one was murdered. [BTW, where is the list of Epstein's prominent (mostly Democrat clients) and where are the videos of those clients when they innocently visited Orgy Island? Oh well, never mind.]

So we all move on, inured to the lies that have now become a normal part of the deep state's effort to convince us that Biden is beyond reproach ... or criticism ... or the law?

After all, when prominent Dems tweet stuff like this:

Damn, what a guy! Seven time zones!!! And not a hint of jet lag. That Joe Biden has it together, and as a consequence, there's no need to muddy his sterling reputation or his touted clarity of thinking with a tawdry tale of cocaine.

Wow. Just wow.